Christy "The Boob" Whitman

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"I don't want to get off on a rant here", but I have some complaints about our esteemed and somewhat less illustrious than a rock governor, Christine Todd "Let's Reform Every Good Law and Program and Replace them With Stupid Shit" Whitman. To put it bluntly, the woman is a psycho republican fascist Nazi war cunt and I personally would like to see someone give the bitch an atomic wedgie. (Of course, that seems tame, but I don't want to get nailed for making terroristic threats.) Let's take her reform on the welfare system. Now, that didn't affect my life directly until I thought I would have to go on it to support my extremely adorable angel of a son, Dunthyon (DUNTH-e-un: a Celtic name that translates directly to "My father must have been drunk!"). But now, it does affect me, and since I saw on the news about her reforms, I believe that the dolt should have a personal throne of honor next to Satan and Richard Nixon. If we look at the statistics, the age of childbirth has gone down rapidly over the past few years. I was sixteen when I got pregnant, but I know of many who were as young as fourteen having their first kids. In most situations, these children really have no means of supporting their own child and have to turn to government help to do so. But, unfortunately, you cannot receive welfare until you reach the age of eighteen. Perhaps it's a way of punishing these kids for having kids when they are still young themselves. Well, fuck the Republican assmunchers and their pretentious holier-than-thou attitudes. They have the opinion that it's not their problem. However, it is. It's our problem, the people's problem, and, much to the dismay of the Republicans, the government's problem too. The way it was before, people could receive welfare at any age. Therefore, kids my age could support their children and not wait until the baby is two, three, or four fucking years old. The point is to make sure these babies make it to that age. How are they going to live if the parents aren't old enough to make the money and no one will help them? At this point, someone would brooch me with the rebuttal "they should have given their child up for adoption". Now, most of these fucknuts are men, so perhaps they should be forgiven for the callous and insensitive thoughts their small minds spit out; but I had to think about this option when I got pregnant. I also had to think about abortion. Giving up your child is the hardest thing in a woman's life. You have to feel this child grow inside you, hear it's heartbeat, give birth and then say, "well, I'm just going to give my blood to you". It's not surprising that most women choose to keep them.

Which brings me to my next and last point that really fucking pissed me off. Christy "The Boob" Whitman changed the rule of emancipation. The way she made was that a minor is emancipated while she is pregnant and is again a minor after the child is born. That way the parents of the young mother have the option to overrule the woman's choice and give the baby up for adoption. This is such a beautiful example of constitutional rights, isn't it?

Anyway, if there is anyone out that who knows how to give "Atomic Wedgies," and is willing, give my Against Christie Whitman Protest Group a call. There's tons of us out there... and none of us are Republican.

Email Gale at khylira@hotmail.com

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