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It figures, huh? This just goes to show me something that I have always tried not to believe. That is people are fucking MORONS! I don't really believe that, but it would explain the seemingly endless slop we wade through every day. Things would be much easier to understand if most people actually were morons. Ya see, no one would bitch when people fucked up, because ya can't blame a moron for being a moron. They sort of just are...

This past Tuesday, NJ re-elected Governor Christine Todd-Whitman. This had come as no surprise to me, since I am used to eating a big ol' dry shit sandwich, but it's confirmation has nearly made my head explode! How in the hell has this happened? NJ has never had a bigger asshole in the governor's chair before, and just when we had the chance to tip the chair over, we drop the ball? What the hell?

Apathy runs rampant. The minority of eligible voters (in NJ as well as the country) are actually registered to vote. The minority of registered voters actually do vote! That is, most of the people who can register have not (and never plan to) register, and those who are registered voters don't get off their asses to pull a God damned lever! I bet the majority of them haven't a clue as to the voting district they reside.

I know few people who like Whitman. Unfortunately, most of those I know who don't aren't registered to vote. Why is that? Well, there seems to be two popular excuses... er... reasons.

1) It's a protest.

This is a big giant load of horse shit! If one protests something by not participating, it's something that they normally participate in! When anyone comes up with this little gem, it usually translates to "I'm an ignorant lazy bastard."

2) My one vote makes no difference.

This is easy to understand, and makes real sense... in the short term. I mean, when have you heard of a politician losing a big election by just one vote? It doesn't happen. The thing is, almost every eligible voter who does not vote says "My one vote makes no difference." Out of 8 million NJ residence, 2.3 million people total voted in the election this year.

New Jersey
Governor-99% reported
Democrat
James McGreevey
Votes: 1,096,581
Republican
Christine Whitman
Votes: 1,123,534
Libertarian
Murray Sabrin
Votes: 113,648

Does that seem like a fair balance to you? What if the 6 million or so eligible voters in the state of NJ actually got out there and voted? Let's put aside the fact for a moment that most people don't know what the issues are. Let's just consider the numbers. An extra 4 million voters in NJ? Whoa boy, that would scare the shit out of most politicians who are used to things the old way. They'd have to do more campaigning, raise more money, and tell more lies. They wanna keep it as small as possible, therefore controlling the way the vote goes as much as they can. Of course, all we have to do is register to vote, but they have needlessly kept registering to vote a pain in the ass since day one. And think 'bout this one... election day is on the first TUESDAY after the first Sunday in November. Why in the world is that? Why not Sunday when everyone is off? Church problems? Understood. Make it the first Monday after the first Sunday in November, and make it a three day weekend! And why do we have to register? We all have Social Security Numbers, like it or not. They already have our information, and now that everything is computerized, they can't say that the transfer of that information is a hassle. It's set up the way it is because those in power do not trust the entire public enough with such a responsibility.

Stuff seems so obvious sometimes, ya know? Not all the time, just sometimes. Take this last election for instance. McGreevy was ahead of Whitman by 1% the entire night, but at the last minute, Whitman pulled ahead and won the election with just twenty-seven hundred votes. A real squeaker. Four years earlier when Whitman was running against then Governor Florio, Jim Florio was ahead of Whitman by 1% the entire night, but at the last minute, Whitman pulled ahead and won the election with just twenty-one hundred votes. A real squeaker. I'm not implying that there was any kind of voter fraud at all, especially since the Republican Party is above that sort of thing (I'm biting my tongue), I'm just saying that voter apathy leads to shit like this bozo (Whitman) getting elected.

Whitman has blatantly lied to us before, and she will again. She won the support of the NRA four years ago by promising to repeal the assault weapon ban, but she did nothing. She didn't bother to mention it this time around. Property taxes and car insurance in NJ (now the highest in the country) will go down a little, but there will be no real change. She will continue to force this state into debt, and create bullshit laws. What can we do? Well, nothing until November of 2001. Of course, she'll probably step down as NJ Governor before then in order to run for national office. Holy shit... I hope people decide that it's worth it to register and vote by then.

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