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I was supposed to rant about oral sex. Why such a topic? Because I left it up to a user vote and this topic won. I should have known better. What a pain in the ass. (I know, wrong sensation.) I’m sure there are people out there that said, “Ha! I can’t wait to see him do this!” This may be real disappointing
I can’t exactly rant about oral sex directly. It just doesn’t piss me off. I can however rant about something that has to do with oral sex. First, going down on a guy…
Spit/swallow: this bugs the ever living shit out of me. The overwhelming majority of people believe this to be literal, as in swallowing=ingesting, and spitting=patooy! It doesn’t, and never has. “Swallowing” refers to “going down and staying down until the job is done.” Naturally, the antonym, “spitting,” refers to coming off at the last minute and finishing by hand or other means. Why would any guy give a rat’s ass if the one they were with didn’t ingest? I know, it’s supposed to do with acceptance and what not, but right after a guy has an orgasm, why would he give a shit? I think it’s a big deal to many guys because they have always thought “swallowing” actually means swallowing.
I know there are those who would disagree and yell at me quite a bit, but it won’t make them right. Hoping for understanding that “swallowing” was never meant to be taken literally by those who probably don’t know or understand the definition of the word “literally” is pointless.
Now, going down on a woman...
I miss doing this.
That’s pretty much it. I am wracking my brain trying to think of a way to stretch this one, but can’t. All that comes to mind is the fact that I am not engaged in oral sex right now, and it’s depressing. Come to think of it, I haven’t any prospects to engage in oral sex in the near or distant future either, and that’s even more depressing.
Yeah, it sucks. Shut up…
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