Liberal or Conservative


What's liberal? What's conservative? Few people in this society have the slightest idea. Most people either believe that one or the other is a distinction between political parties in the USA. The slightly more intelligent believe that a person must be one or the other in order to be a part of a certain political party. Still others believe that one must be an asshole to be one or the other, in most cases the one that they are not.

It is true that the majority of those in the American Democratic party are for the most part liberal, and that the majority of those in the American Republican party are for the most part conservative, but this is not the defining characteristic of either the liberal or conservative.

I know that you're really bored with this shit by now, but try to stick with it. There's a real good point coming up, I swear...

If a liberal came to a river, he would more than likely build a boat to cross it, all the way making plans on how things may be set up to make the crossing easier for all at a later date. Cost is not an issue.

If a conservative came to a river, he would more than likely build a bridge in order to cross it, all the way not worrying about crossing the river at a later date, because the bridge is there. Cost is not an issue.

A liberal sees things the way they are, and works with it all to get through. A conservative sees things the way they should be, and tries to change things to get through.

Here's where things get sticky. How are things? How should things be? These are opinions, aren't they? There is no one way to think for every situation, and no two people think exactly alike. Therefore, there is nothing definitive between a liberal and conservative. They both made it across the river, and they're now arguing with each other which way of doing it was best.

Being one or the other doesn't mean anything at all when you're working towards a common goal. It's what gets done, that's what's important. What's been done in the past 20 years? The liberals say that they've done everything that's good and the conservatives have done everything that's bad. The conservatives say the exact same thing. The truth is somewhere in the middle with both taking equal amounts of kudos' and blame. If they stopped bitching long enough, maybe they'd realize that.

Basically, everything you just read is complete and utter bullshit. These are my opinions, and may be those of other libertarians, but certainly not all. The only thing I can say for sure is that I can't say anything for sure.

A wise man once said, "Opinions are like assholes; we all have them." Unfortunately, the people who make the big decisions that affect us all are basing everything on their own opinions; yours usually don't count.

Are you liberal or conservative? Who gives a shit. Just try to deal with life, and don't make a face when the next guy farts...

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